The Buckets by Greg Cravens for March 12, 2013
Transcript:
Quitting coffee? Good for you, Larry! I read that copies worse for you than alcohol. No, I heard a little alcohol is supposed to help against heart disease. I read that too. Now they're saying small amounts of alcohol cause cancer though. Except my cousins a doctor and he said not. A new study linked chocolate to cancer. I thought chocolate was good for you. I heard that allergies are caused by hookworm. Only the expensive kind. I heard they were cured by hookworm. I read that anemia was caused by coffee.
A little coffee, a little wine, a little chocolate. It’s all good.