Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 05, 2013

As well you should, Pig.

It must be Jell-O, ‘cause jam don’t shake like that.

here’s a flashback…http://youtu.be/xA26RTvDGs4

Check out http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/knox/index.html for various gelatin salads. Better yet, check out the whole website on lileks.com – the Gallery of Regrettable Food http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/index.html . Had me amused fort awhile until I realized i ate some of that as a child. And on the original site, the Gobbler Motel in Wisconsin is definitely worth a look into the past.

You must realize NO ONE READS RECIPES!

That’s not a pig, that’s a BAT.

A DING-bat!

Feels bad now??? Wait until that dumb Pig gets their bill.

Piggy, you don’t even know that Jello jiggles?! Well, when the Ghost Hunters show up, just give them some jiggly green stuff with Cool h-Whip on top, and all will be well. That’s Cool h-Whip, I say….

2011 was “Year of the Jello Mold” at Whiting, Indiana’s annual Pierogi Fest.

Depends on how old it is if it should jiggle or not.

Jello is crazy, Pig. Look it up

1) Paris should know by now that he doesn’t have a ghost of a chance trying to reason with Pig!2) “Jello just jiggles”…another terrifyingly tempting tongue twister!3) Think of how bad “Ghost Hunters” must feel!

Don’t eat moldy Jello – it’s unhealthy.

I’ll start watching Ghost Hunters when they change the name to Ghost Catchers …

Who you gonna call…… GHOSTBUSTERS!

That was so bad we should call for a ghost writer – ouch.

I read the whole recipe WoodEye, not the best read at 5:30 am! Something about gelatin and mayonnaise mixed together…and then to add fish. ugh

A Jello mold shouldn’t shake like that

LOL… This made me laugh.

Poor innocent Pig.

xxx

Call ‘Ghost Whisperer’. Jennifer Love Hewitt will soothe you.

Nice allitteration!

It’s ghost BUSTERS, not hunters!