1. Chanel No. 5 is the world’s premiere perfume.2. Women always put on so much Chanel No. 5 that it smells like a whorehouse.3. Women who can get their hands on it should wear as little of it as possible.
Perfume in the bottle is often completely different on the skin. For me, one quick wrist spritz and a wrist-to-wrist touch will do for the entire day, whereas some of my former job co-workers would do twenty to twenty-five continuous latherings to the point you would SEE the mist as the walked through the hallways. (And yes, I try to be conscious of my current co-workers who cannot take scents well: they order a pizza without onions or peppers for me, I lay off the perfume for them. Happy office overall.)
What’s worse is potpourri – they reserve the cheapest quality perfume for that stuff. That’s high on my unwritten list of Stuff That Should Have Never Been Invented.
The nearest house to our dairy barn was at least 200 feet away and owned by a nice couple my age. When her mother came to visit you could tell the moment when she left their house, her perfume overpowered the manure, silage and diesel fumes in and around the barn!! I cannot imagine being in the same room with her!
I have no sense of smell, so my eloved has saved (or just not spent at the perfume counter) a lot of money over the last 27 years. Of course, she STILL holds things up to me and asks how it smells. :)
@vwdualnomandthere is no difference between cheap toilet water and the high priced luxury perfumes, they’re all full of chemicals. which is why many people are “allergic” to them. So yeah, gak is right!
As for yesterday everyone was saying that there aren’t any squirrel proof feeders, but they’re are/is. It’s called the perky pet squirrel-be-gone. I have it and it works great. The squirrels still get some food, the stuff the birds drop on the ground. :)
The lotion version of the scent is usually good enough to leave a faint scent. One of my favorites is Wicked Wahine and for some reason, they don’t have any lotion for it.
What smells good to him smells like insecticide to me. He isn’t thrilled by my preferences, either, but somehow, both of us liked Liz’s “White Diamonds.”
I tend to get a headache when I walk into either a perfume counter or a scents and candles shop. We have a strict rule in our choir as well — no perfume or high-scented deodorants, please!
i_am_the_jam over 11 years ago
Feh, they all smell like alcohol to me.
Veridian over 11 years ago
I have the same problem in the Wicks and Sticks Candle Store! Obnoxious Olfactory Overload Syndrome
Basqueian over 11 years ago
No one believes that those perfumes can lay me low. Allergies are no joke, but everyone seems to think I’m making it up or something.
artybee over 11 years ago
1. Chanel No. 5 is the world’s premiere perfume.2. Women always put on so much Chanel No. 5 that it smells like a whorehouse.3. Women who can get their hands on it should wear as little of it as possible.
oskerw over 11 years ago
Why would Jimbo be interested in perfume? I can understand when it’s on a woman…
emjaycee over 11 years ago
Perfume in the bottle is often completely different on the skin. For me, one quick wrist spritz and a wrist-to-wrist touch will do for the entire day, whereas some of my former job co-workers would do twenty to twenty-five continuous latherings to the point you would SEE the mist as the walked through the hallways. (And yes, I try to be conscious of my current co-workers who cannot take scents well: they order a pizza without onions or peppers for me, I lay off the perfume for them. Happy office overall.)
KeepKeeper over 11 years ago
I’m 84 and they all smell awful to me. There is a note in my VA office that tells family members that many GIs are allergic to perfumes
AKHenderson Premium Member over 11 years ago
I’m with Pasquale.
What’s worse is potpourri – they reserve the cheapest quality perfume for that stuff. That’s high on my unwritten list of Stuff That Should Have Never Been Invented.
waynl over 11 years ago
The nearest house to our dairy barn was at least 200 feet away and owned by a nice couple my age. When her mother came to visit you could tell the moment when she left their house, her perfume overpowered the manure, silage and diesel fumes in and around the barn!! I cannot imagine being in the same room with her!
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
is there a difference between cheap toilet water and the high priced luxury perfumes?
ewalnut over 11 years ago
I’m surprised Jimbo is enjoying it.
rmacprivate over 11 years ago
And try getting through the cosmetic department unscathed. All those people spraying that crap at you.
gosfreikempe over 11 years ago
I have no sense of smell, so my eloved has saved (or just not spent at the perfume counter) a lot of money over the last 27 years. Of course, she STILL holds things up to me and asks how it smells. :)
AndiJ over 11 years ago
@vwdualnomandthere is no difference between cheap toilet water and the high priced luxury perfumes, they’re all full of chemicals. which is why many people are “allergic” to them. So yeah, gak is right!
AndiJ over 11 years ago
As for yesterday everyone was saying that there aren’t any squirrel proof feeders, but they’re are/is. It’s called the perky pet squirrel-be-gone. I have it and it works great. The squirrels still get some food, the stuff the birds drop on the ground. :)
Sharon Hayes over 11 years ago
The lotion version of the scent is usually good enough to leave a faint scent. One of my favorites is Wicked Wahine and for some reason, they don’t have any lotion for it.
Potrzebie over 11 years ago
I wonder if there are any “pheremone” perfumes that really work? (smell of money is not a pheremone!)
cezpaige over 11 years ago
What smells good to him smells like insecticide to me. He isn’t thrilled by my preferences, either, but somehow, both of us liked Liz’s “White Diamonds.”
Puddleglum2 over 11 years ago
It’s ‘remotely’ possible that it would help to change the ‘chanel’!
listmom over 11 years ago
I tend to get a headache when I walk into either a perfume counter or a scents and candles shop. We have a strict rule in our choir as well — no perfume or high-scented deodorants, please!
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member over 11 years ago
Scents give me headaches.
dencarr over 11 years ago
My sentiments exactly!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
Sorry Pasquale’s not liking it.
8arkay over 11 years ago
Pasquale’s not the only one whose nose goes wacky in the perfume department. I try to avoid even passing it.