The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 21, 2013

They spend a lot of money on drain cleaners and plumbers…

With that much hair clogging the trap, a fella could drown in there. Forget about the one stuck on the soap.

Hey, if ya pick the locks you deal with the consequences.

He’s got enough hair their to start a clothing factory

http://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/human_hair_clothes/

And that’s just her underarm hair!

Now you`re sure that’s underarm hair?

Rapungnant.

Tsk. All these nasty comments are hair-rible. One of you starts to tease, and others are curl to follicle. I am permanent-ly traumatized. Consider yourselves up-braided!

She’ll need the industrial “No-No” for “those sensitive areas”.

What drawback? Long hair?

Be glad Rapunzel wasn’t a cat, imagine the size of the hairballs…

See today’s “Loose Parts”

little known fact: it’s not just her head!

…. not to mention the cost of shampoo, hair spray ….

That’s not how I imagined a prince to look like…shattered dreams

well it’s not hair from her head. she let down her ’’golden’’ hair.

These comments are HILARIOUS. You’ve outdone yourselves today.