Luann Againn by Greg Evans for April 13, 2018

My mother was a Virgo and she was neat. She also seemed to have boundless energy. I know how things are supposed to be but I don’t have a perpetual motion machine built in.

While Luann remains a long time favorite, there was always something about it that didn’t sit well for some reason. And today that something availed itself: astrology. No thank you.

I am a virgo who works in the cleaning business. I even have a Specialist/Journeyman degree from the cleaners guild of Berlin/Brandenburg. My apartment looks like as if it’s the testzone for a hurricane grenade.

I too am a Virgo and in front of me is an old eighth Grade Report card that says “Charlie never finishes Anything”…It’s a lifestyle Luann…..Enjoy it…..

Virgo? Gee, that’s too bad.

One small step for Luann, one smaller step for hoarder-kind.