Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 03, 2013
April 02, 2013
April 04, 2013
Transcript:
Cobra: Let me get this straight! To inherit tons of pirate booty - I have to make Rip my man-slave? Crystal: And how! It's pirate law! All queens must first break and unbreakable man! Phone: It's done - we have Haywire and his mutt! TNT: He thinks this silky coat is a product of a mutt breed? I'm offended. Rip: Just so you know - I'm rolling my eyes at you.
Chrisdiaz801 over 11 years ago
Agreed. That is also the pirate’s way.
MrPete over 11 years ago
Uhhh… that Haywire is quite young…
mntim over 11 years ago
How did that happen? Did Rip and TNT just let themselves be captured?
johnrussco over 11 years ago
Just had to laugh out loud when I saw that TNT was offended because over at Dick Tracy several posters are all up in arms for offending one another. They are a bunch of crybabies and sissies. For a few years I posted there everyday, but now I just read the comic (still post a line or two now and then) and I do the same thing that Rip did about TNT’s comment. People that sit behind their PC and whine (complain peevishly) and cry about somebody else are the ones (men & women alike) that have never given or gotten a good ole fashion butt whopping while being kids. Or maybe their parents were too busy with their own lives to care that they raised up a bunch of thin skinned sissies. Just so you know (all sissies & crybabies that read this) if someone kicks your butt or knocks a tooth out (or 2) the pain goes away and then you’re left with some memories that will make you LOL later. I have a lot of old war stories like the time I watched a good friend (Avalon Hawkins JR.) and his dad (AL Senior) beat the tar out of one another just to see senior get up go in the house after a gun; and about that time we (3 of us Ed Longstreth was driving) jumped in that little Datsin slumped down while Senior fired shots at that car while Ed put the peddle to the metal. For the record I have only been shot and hit 1 (one) time in almost 63 years.
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
Is that all?All she has to do is marry him…for real, this time.
salvaescalante over 11 years ago
Man-slave? It´s a pirate law, yes, but also a marriage law.
johnrussco over 11 years ago
Depending on one’s definition but a man slave is not really a bad position to be in sometimes. Now tell me what red blooded American boy (or man) does NOT like an aggressive woman? If you know what I mean.
SkyFisher over 11 years ago
Bill Cosby: “I’m not the boss in my family. I’m not sure when I lost it. I’m not sure I ever had it.”Enslaving HugePounceZ to ya Haywire Hooligans!
StoicLion1973 over 11 years ago
Methinks Crystal is setting Cobra up….