Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 15, 2013

…..they look pretty indifferent towards each other…….

It’s like I have a cat.

Cats don’t have as many facial muscles as dogs or humans.

Just like Facebook friends.

He left off the part where they try to kill each other for 30 seconds.

I almost won an indifference contest once, but I couldn’t be bothered to enter.

“Hello, Mai Tai, my name is Garfield.”“Oh, hello, Garfield. Do you surf?”“No.”“Do you dance?”“No.”“Do you play volleyball?”“No.”“Then what do you do?”“Well, eating and sleeping pretty much covers it for me.”“Oh, good.”“Come again?”“All the guys here surf and dance and play volleyball.”