Kim Jong-Il was born Yuri Irsenovich Kim. His official biography states that he was born on a sacred mountain (Baekdu Mountain, the legendary birthplace of Korea’s first kingdom) on February 16, 1942, where his father was serving in a secret military base, attempting to overthrow the Japanese. Further, it states that his birth was marked by a double rainbow over the mountain, a new star appearing in the sky, and, before his birth, a swallow foretold his coming.
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BALLOONSFor some reason that’s probably all too revealing of my mentality, seeing balloon(s) often puts “It is balloon!” into my mind (and has since the mid 60s).
My favorite line from PIEDMONT CANDY COMPANY (1987)?
“All of them should have their drivers’ licenses revoked!” (the exclamation point at the end was a very nice touch – suicide car bombers HATE being criticized in sentences that end in exclamation points).
1st Runner Up: “Is there anything worse than being married to a terrorist?”
margueritem almost 12 years ago
NO! Now we’ll never know how to make one of those , er, cakes…
Linguist almost 12 years ago
In Russian, they say pissanya !
Randy B Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Yurrgghhh…
The Old Wolf almost 12 years ago
Yuri stole the formula from Albin McGillicuddy Xian-Hua Boukmeijian Jones.
whaletail almost 12 years ago
Kim Jong-Il was born Yuri Irsenovich Kim. His official biography states that he was born on a sacred mountain (Baekdu Mountain, the legendary birthplace of Korea’s first kingdom) on February 16, 1942, where his father was serving in a secret military base, attempting to overthrow the Japanese. Further, it states that his birth was marked by a double rainbow over the mountain, a new star appearing in the sky, and, before his birth, a swallow foretold his coming.
According to this source he never pooped.
sloop almost 12 years ago
Look in your hair. I’m sure it’s full of recipes, urinal cakes and assorted knickknacks.
pcolli almost 12 years ago
I want to know what happened to the intrepid (but miscalculating) cat.
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
I’d only ask where you’ve been the last two days of my life, FA blondie! Besides, with this revelation, how now can we ever pee in peace?
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 12 years ago
What’s the yellow icing on that cake? It looks snow familiar . . . ☻
scarbro almost 12 years ago
The Blog: Gaijin Rabbit’s cat set about that leap with great deliberation. Wonder what was below?
finale almost 12 years ago
Pink, blue or green?
PoodleGroomer almost 12 years ago
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Creniere almost 12 years ago
OK…I’m happy now. T has returned. Feet are doing Riverdance.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Is it anything like kidney pie?
MajorPlowshares almost 12 years ago
‘If anyone asks" being the important point… I think I can live without knowing where that grave is… I’ll stick with my ol’ grammy’s recipe!
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 12 years ago
BALLOONSFor some reason that’s probably all too revealing of my mentality, seeing balloon(s) often puts “It is balloon!” into my mind (and has since the mid 60s).
cleokaya almost 12 years ago
If the urinal cake disappears I will lose my target.
cleokaya almost 12 years ago
Holy cripes! I ever realized that I had so much in common with a male bee.
missjunebug almost 12 years ago
This comic reminds me of a Simplicity dress patern..
markjoseph125 almost 12 years ago
I’m having some trouble imaging a set of circumstances in which I would ask…
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 12 years ago
My favorite line from PIEDMONT CANDY COMPANY (1987)?
“All of them should have their drivers’ licenses revoked!” (the exclamation point at the end was a very nice touch – suicide car bombers HATE being criticized in sentences that end in exclamation points).
1st Runner Up: “Is there anything worse than being married to a terrorist?”
Honorable Mention: “What is that funny smell?”
David OBrien almost 12 years ago
On the Love poster in the Blog: It looks like a copy of Robert Indiana’s Love poster that USPS made a stamp from, execpt for the coloring.
David OBrien almost 12 years ago
should read …except…
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 12 years ago
The yellow cake is a lie.