Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 12, 2013
May 11, 2013
May 13, 2013
Transcript:
Dill: My brother heard about a guy who'd lie on the sofa watching TV all the time. Alice: So? Dill: So one day he dozed off in front of the TV. Dill: And awoke to find a terrible transformation had taken place. Dill: He'd become a sofa centaur, half man and half sofa! Alice: I wish i was a sofa centaur! It'd be great! Petey: No, it wouldn't. If grandma came to visit you'd have to fold out for her to sleep on, and you know how grandma snores. Dill: He's right you know. Alice: I hate it when Petey's the voice of reason.
margueritem over 11 years ago
But, he is right, as Dill says.
Linux0s over 11 years ago
That Petey thinks of everything.
King_Shark over 11 years ago
An incubator?Or maybe she builds a nest for the eggs?
pawpawbear over 11 years ago
Dill is the precocious one.
ellisaana Premium Member over 11 years ago
Could have been worse. He could have turned into a cockroach.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Yes, Alice. But you know Petey is right. He always is (in his own way).
GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago
Petey’s often the voice of reason.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
that kids going to be a great daddy
tazz555 over 11 years ago
Could be worst. Dil could be the voice of reason
baldhedjer over 11 years ago
Yes it is scary to have Petey be the voice of reason. Even scarier to have him be the voice in the back of your head!
Ermine Notyours over 11 years ago
So that’s how Hedonist-bot on Futurama was created.
news_techren over 11 years ago
Now we know the future of Dagwood Bumstead.
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
A sofa centaur is a sofa (mostly).
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
It happened again. I clicked to see rest of comments, and the DiGiorno ad popped up. “X’d” it out and gocomics.com disappeared. Hhhhhh (sigh).
Mary McNeil Premium Member over 11 years ago
How does Dill know that Alice’s Grandma snores?