Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 22, 2013

…and there’s not even a stupid pun about sea shells.

LMAO!!!!

Zebra & Larry should team up and pulverise Mr. Pastis to make story/vacation even more fun.

perhaps that is what mr. p. has in mind…

now let’s see if the croc goes after Pastis…..

“Of all the islands, in all the seas, in all the world, he swims into mine………”

Hear Zebra is good on Bar-B-Que. Croc want to taste.

Where did Zeeba hide his suitcase? He had it when he arrived.

Kinda makes sense that a person who would write this stuff would also dog-paddle 3000 miles to be ridiculed.

Cos making puns and lame jokes is positive proof of a longing for abuse.

I oughta know.

@WCLamb …behind the palm tree…

It doesn’t matter what I cook on the grill, it all tastes like BBQ sauce….

Toon Boy has the same travel agent as Zeeba neighba.

Steph was lost for words on this one. This plot was set up by Larry. Zeba neighbor trapped.

Where’s “Wilson”?

Larry can swim? His parents will be happy Croc college wasn’t such a huge waste of money.

Zebra’s in big trouble.

Pastis emerges from the water still wearing his baseball cap and a pencil behind his ear.

@dukedoug—Pastis on BBQ? Well-done ham!! (Just Kidding, Mr. P>!)

Friend Zebra, think about it. You’re in the world of cartoons, & you expect sense? In this world anvils fall on coyotes who keep dealing with the same incompetent company…a Kat thinks a brick-throwing mouse is her (or is that his) lover..people risk serious injury so Mrs. Ripley’s oldest child will draw their picture…three women share a 3rd floor apartment for over half a century and people think they’re still interested in men…otherwise rational people obsess about a rat, a pig, and a lawyer turned cartoonist…No, it doesn’t make sense, but this writer enjoys it anyway!

Ginger? Maryanne?

love this!

Oh sure. Now the Unintentional Nitwit has been hurt and insulted by Zeeba and will now side with Croc over who owns the Disputed Island.

Arrrrgo!

Not sure where this story is going, but it’s already better-written than Lost, and far more entertaining.

Kinda making sense like what’s happening at Rip Haywire too…

ROTFL!! This time I didn’t expect Patsis to make an appearance. So funny.

ok Pastis get him outta there!!

Go away, Stephan. Just go away.

Wow, just wow.

as much sense as the plot of Jaws 3