Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 27, 2013
Transcript:
Rat: I hate how in this P.C. age, we all have to be careful not to express our true opinions. Goat: That's not true. You should always feel free to express your opinion. Rat: Men who wear sweater vests should not be allowed to breed. Goat: I changed my mind. Rat: Their kind will not be missed.
The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
Sometimes, I hate that.
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Don’t worry, Rat; those men are not likely to get the chance to breed.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 11 years ago
I didn’t realize that men in sweater vests could actually breed. Learn something new every day, I guess.
zero over 11 years ago
I don’t care much for PC. That’s why I have Mac. . ..
firedome over 11 years ago
while I can’t say I’ve ever seen a sweater vest, I can tell you I have a swell collection of vest sweaters (they’re those sleeveless ones like roger ebert used to wear)
James Lindley Premium Member over 11 years ago
I wear sweater vests, and can kill Rat.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 11 years ago
Most of the human population shouldn’t be allowed to breed.
ajnotales over 11 years ago
But cool FLEECE vests are another matter entirely… I’m goin’ mountain biking now…
SnowCritter over 11 years ago
Can we get an “Amen”, please?
edclectic over 11 years ago
A smart bowtie certainly compliments a sweater vest!
Bandera_Ken over 11 years ago
My red shirt faded to pink and I’m too cheap to quit wearing it. Used to have some pink underwear for the same reason.
finale over 11 years ago
Same thing with baggy pants. If the kids knew and appreciated the meaning they’d be out of popularity quickly.
knight1192a over 11 years ago
Rat is right about not being able to express one’s opinion in this day and age. Their is always going to be someone who declares you a racist, or a sexist, or you’r trying to deny them their first amendment rights, or an elietist, or whatever they can come up with to say your opnions prove you to be someone who does not belong in society as they want it to be. And what’s worse some of these individuals or groups will deliberately twist your words to mislead the public.
WolfJava over 11 years ago
Correction Rat, Politician’s should not be allowed to breed. Or breath for that matter.
Rainfoot over 11 years ago
Stream of conscience over 11 years ago
Now that I think of it, Rat is right.
Inkwell Files over 11 years ago
Come on… Am I the only person here who’d breed with a man in a sweater vest?
danm66 over 11 years ago
Males who carry man purse should not be allowed to breed.
emilyzena over 11 years ago
Right with you there.
lynnskay over 11 years ago
Exactly!
lynnskay over 11 years ago
So what’s wrong with a pink shirt? My husband has a pink t-shirt that says “Real Men Wear Pink”, and he wears when I wear my pink shirt that says “I’m A Survivor”. He’s glad to wear it and happy I’m here to wear mine.
trynet over 2 years ago
Well, he’s right about the sweater vests. If they even can.