Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 12, 2013

Freudian slip?

So is that Robert or Roberta?

That’s to be expected from a guy that still thinks girls have cooties.

Snerk!

Man, now even Goat’s complaining. Really, Stephan — you deserve a bat upside the head for that one. Where’s Rat when you really need him?

Did he get that pink slip from Heidi over at “The Argyle Sweater” imporium?

keep ‘em coming, Steph…they’re getting stranger and stranger but I love ’em!

OMG! Really… Listen to Goat!

p45?

Stephan, has anyone ever told you that you’re really, really weird?

What do you expect from a guy who can’t even spell “Steven”?

Technically, that is a skirt, not a slip. But I’m rather happy as it covers a little more of Bob.

Being ignorant of the finer points of women’s (or Robert’s) fashion, what’s the point of wearing a slip?

I’m with goat. Keep those thoughts in your own head Patis.

Toon Boy got Goat’s goat.

I’m sure I speak for all of us when I say we’re glad Bob didn’t get black-balled.

Didn’t mention he got a bra too ….

I notice that Goat had to get something off his chest (while Bob was putting something on his……..)

You know what happens to Bobs in this strip. Wups, forget I mentioned “strip”!

Any link to the Bear in pink boots?

Good choice Bob, since you look like you have “Summer colors” Lots of pinks and blues — both light and dark shades — make up your color palette. Still, Bob, don’t forget to explore the purples and browns. Just make sure to keep the colors cool. As for accessories, silver-toned ones complement you better than gold-toned ones.

Officially, Bob’s wearing a pink bra and half-slip.Unofficially…Heavens to Betsy! (whoever she is)

I also keeps the skirt from clinging to nylon stockings.

Bob is just excited because it’s mother’s day!

Bob should’a got a pink slip-cover . . . better fit . . . ☻

It’s getting bad when the goat approaches you on this.

What were you eating under there?… ; )

I knew that one was coming after the 3’rd panel. GROAN!

I would say HAPPY MOTHER"S DAY to you, Stephan Pastis.But after that pun, forget it!

That’s just wrong—on a few levels.

@Cyre“Snerk” is our (un?)-official GoComics way of laughing at a really good (or bad) joke.

THAT IS SOOOO WRONG!

I LOVE IT!

Looks like it’s Goat’s turn to rip on Stephan now.

LOL xxx

Looks like Neighbor Bob is ready to move to Minnesota.

Too much showing right there

Too much showing right there

At my company the employee’s copy of the vacation request is pink. Go figure.

I suppose if Neighbor Bob had been laid off this would have been an X-rated strip.

Old joke is old…

It also prevents – uh – skirt wedgies, as it were.

Now even Goat is getting fed up with Pastis!

That’s slipshod work, Steph

Is there something you’re trying to tell us. Just come out with it.LOL

I thought that Goat should have said “perversions” rather than “perversities”, but apparently the former is one of the meanings of the latter.

I’m reminded of Dilbert from 29 March 1991. https://dilbert.com/strip/1991-03-29