JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 21, 2013
April 20, 2013
April 22, 2013
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Im printing my resume for the job of the baby godfather. A resume? are you serious, joe? Lets produce a highlight reel on DVD! Joe and Marcy have put up ridiculous stats as parents! they sure have stuart! I aint seen nothing like it! Even as a rookie, Joe went the extra mile! Literally! He delivered his daughter sunny in the backseat of the car while stuck in traffic! LOYALTY SACRIFICE Now, they have four kids! count em. Four! Thats what you look for in a god parent! Their challenger, Marcus Glover has no children. wow you've changed 150,000 diapers Marcy? CObver your ears! The twins are about to scream.
Mordy Levine over 11 years ago
150,000 diapers with 4 kids… we have 8 that makes 299,992 diapers for my wife. I’m guessing that I did about 1 for each of the kids…
AMarsh1 over 11 years ago
A nice guy vs an NFL player with no kids of his own?that second choice would be awesome!
dfroark over 11 years ago
Oh my,150,000 and we had 4 and all with cloth ,no throw-away. It was my turn once with my oldest and my wife caught me holding her little butt up to the shower head for cleaning. Worked great but i was no longer allowed to do that deed again..
krys723 over 11 years ago
150,000 diapers…wow….
wynnrbailey over 11 years ago
150000 by 4 kids=37500 per kid, (my 3 were trained by 2 years) at 2 years that a total of 730 days that 51 per day per kid if it took 3 years that 31 per day
belldee90 over 11 years ago
msowards: They’re auditioning for GOD PARENTS, not adoptive parents.
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
I changed most of the four grandkids’ diapers – one of them housebroke at nearly three, other two were three, last one was five. I don’t think I changed anywhere near that many diapers.
StoicLion1973 over 11 years ago
I’d rather see Stuart Scott than that blowhard Stephan A. Smith.
barister over 11 years ago
Marcus has no children, is on the road for most of the year, and more importantly, he is CHEAP.
tegm over 11 years ago
Yowza, that’s a lot of diapers!
Dawn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Um. . . Why is that guy green?
Walter the dog 4 months ago
That guy kinda looks like shreck…..