Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 11, 1997
Transcript:
Norman: It's no use, dad... I'm just too cowardly to call Opal and ask for a date! Ralph: ... Sigh... Well, if you won't call, I'll call her for you! Beep beep beep Norman: Dad! No!!! Ralph: Hello? Mr. Steinbauer? Ralph Drabble, here. May I speak to your daughter, please? Norman: Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh!! Ralph: Why? Because I want to ask her for a date! Norman: Hoo hoo hoo hoo Patrick: You're hyperventilating, Norman. Breather into this sack!