Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 10, 1997
Transcript:
Ralph: Norman, what's the big deal?? If you think Opal likes you, why are you afraid to ask her out?? Norman: It's very simple, dad... If we went out, she might decide she doesn't like me! I'd rather quit while I'm ahead, thinking she likes me, than risk making her not like me! Ralph: Excuse me... Bam bam bam June: Ralph, quit banging your head against the wall! You're making the pictures crooked!