Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 19, 2000
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?Aw, man?? ?Open? ?98? Store? ?Everything just 98?? ?I bought this exact same screwdriver last week at the $0.99 store!? ?If I?d bought it here, I could?ve saved an entire cent!? ?Maybe I could return it!? ?If you need me, I?ll be over here pretending we?re not related!?