Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 07, 2013

This whole situation is sad.

It’s sad. So sad. It’s a sad, sad situation. And it’s getting more and more absurd.:(Name that song!)

Lemme guess: no free wi-fi at the bar, either.

What happened to the croc?

What, no charging device at her well-stocked bar?! What kind of a resort is this, lady?!

Thanks for the comments and shark vs crocodile image six days ago from acesover.

How does she make a blended margarita with no electricity? Some bar that would be!

Zeeba neighba should bite the hand that’s not feeding him.

Here in NYC people are talking about the “Mike Bloomberg” cocktail…Manhattan on the rocks!

and in the other hand we…

Saw one of those at “Lee’s Liquors” in Las Vegas.

Zeeba can’t have iPhone, he’s not old. (latest FUD from competitors)

★★★☆☆“A nice resort . . . tucked away from the touristy parts of the island. Every room a panoramic ocean front view. Opportunities for snorkeling any time. The breakfast buffet was not as well-stocked as I would have liked, but there’s an open air bar, right on the beach. Plenty of opportunities to observe the rather large iguanas that stop by, although be careful – they can be aggressive!”

Maybe she could give him a charge at no charge?

Hopefully Larry will show up and eat her.

There’s been a monkey-load of lawsuits of bad reviews as of late. This only seems slightly worse…

She may be Larry in disguise . . no . . he could not fake the speech . . .not Larry . . . ☻

Are we going for the records for the most drawn out, least funny storyline?

Couldn’t he survive on bloody mary’s? They do have all the vitamins needed and come with celery.

There goes her tip.

She is a corporate Automotan – Damn corporations are everywhere

It’s not Zebra’s fault

Some people…

LOL xxx

You think she has draft beer behind that bar?

Because she makes impossible demands and then gets upset when they aren’t met.

You know what would be nice right now? If Gilligan and Skipper showed on that uncharted isle!

:-)

They do make a rechargeable blender for those die-hard tailgaters out there.

Yepper, just like Audi, and Toyota.