Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 22, 2013
April 21, 2013
April 23, 2013
Transcript:
Cobra: My guide's been turned into shish kebab! Now I'll never find that pirate treasure! Rip: Well, he knew what he was getting into when he decided to be a pirate treasure guide. I'm sure he had insurance. We better get back to the boat, Cobra. Cobra: Not so fast! We need to search the body for a map! Or at least some gum! My mouth tastes all jungle rot-y. Rip: Aw man, that was my good shoulder! Cobra: Well, I guess I could use the certs you have in the boat. Grudgingly! Ka-shoulder
Lektio over 11 years ago
Rip’s a lefty?
Chithing Premium Member over 11 years ago
That’s the nastiest Ka-Shoulder I’ve ever seen. Makes me itchy just thinking about it.
Phatts over 11 years ago
not to be too picky on the matter, but I’da used “ka-thwip” as a sound effect …… but, you know, that’s just me …
Phatts over 11 years ago
BTW, I want to warn you folks, so you don’t find out accidentally the way I did …Dan is putting up Sunday strips now!!
ctsignguy over 11 years ago
I hope that wasn’t an ad for Wrigley’s that got Rip….talk about targeted advertising!!!
42Irish Premium Member over 11 years ago
Rip still has a good shoulder?
Lyons Group, Inc. over 11 years ago
“Dan is putting up Sunday strips now!!”
And if you missed it yesterday, just click back a day!
APersonOfInterest over 11 years ago
Ouch!!! Thats gotta smart!!!
PMark over 11 years ago
And Rip just blew his cover by calling her, “Cobra”.
ewalnut over 11 years ago
If she doesn’t know who he is by now…
arcgap over 11 years ago
lucky it wasn’t a knee….
bornfree99 over 11 years ago
he lost his 6 o’clock shadow as well..
DorianKTB over 11 years ago
OWIE! A good shoulder is hard to find!
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
The question NOW is… Does Rip have insurance?
SkyFisher over 11 years ago
Have no fear Haywire Hooligans. With Rip, it’s always just a flesh wound. (Unless it’s blunt force trauma.)
lecrenb over 11 years ago
I thought his right side was his good side?
LEOCSUTTERIII over 11 years ago
KA-YEEOOOUUUUCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!
SkyFisher over 11 years ago
Hold on a sec…Rip was the FIRST to suggest they quit and go back? No wonder he got the (arrow) shaft.