Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 22, 2013

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Cobra: My guide's been turned into shish kebab! Now I'll never find that pirate treasure! Rip: Well, he knew what he was getting into when he decided to be a pirate treasure guide. I'm sure he had insurance. We better get back to the boat, Cobra. Cobra: Not so fast! We need to search the body for a map! Or at least some gum! My mouth tastes all jungle rot-y. Rip: Aw man, that was my good shoulder! Cobra: Well, I guess I could use the certs you have in the boat. Grudgingly! Ka-shoulder