Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 24, 2013
April 23, 2013
April 25, 2013
Transcript:
Rip: Cobra, it was just a land mine. Walk it off! Man: Take the girl. As for the man... surprise me! Rip: Listen, ponytail, I may have an arrow in my shoulder, and I'm about a quart low on blood - But nobody's taking that girl while I'm not buried in a shallow jungle grave! Man: Sukiyaki, kill him! Take the girl! Rip: (gulp!) I really have to work on my ultimatums.
Veridian over 11 years ago
C’mon Rip,It COULD be Worse….. Suki’s baby brother Teri coulda been along for the ride…..
Fuddy Duddy over 11 years ago
Jeeze, Rip, could you try being nice to the natives for a change?
johnrussco over 11 years ago
things do not look good for RH & CC but I am trusting Dan to come up with something real good; if U kno what I mean?.!@#*&^ SUKIYAKI needs a good old fashion butt woppen that his folks didn’t give him.
ShortStraw over 11 years ago
mmm, I could go for some good sukiyaki (the japanese stew, not the guy)
ShortStraw over 11 years ago
Ka-Slurp
cward3333 over 11 years ago
what happened to Rip’s beard stubble?
StoicLion1973 over 11 years ago
So, does anyone else think Crystal is behind all of this? She’s ambitious and likely feels worthy of the title “Pirate Queen”.
rocketscientist over 11 years ago
Shouldn’t the Sukiyaki guy be out walking his Komodo Dragons and saying “Ewah! Eeewah!”
warjoski Premium Member over 11 years ago
You know…before reading this comic and the commentary on it, I was never aware you could turn any word into a verb by adding the prefix ‘KA-’
You think they would have taught that in school
DorianKTB over 11 years ago
Still chuckling evilly at “It’s just a land mine. Walk it off!” Then again, the main cast of RIP HAYWIRE characters tend to bounce back, kinda like cartoon characters; it’s part of their loopy charm! :-)