One of Jerry’s favorites is “Eau de Uh-Oh.” As for Dale’s thought, there’s not enough activated charcoal in the world to absorb all of Jerry’s “aromas.” OSHA has a separate section and MSDS just for Jerry.
I hate when men wear those “fragrances”. My X dumped so much on himself when we went out for any special occaision that it was a waste for me to bother with my Shalimar. I still have most of those old bottles and vials of mine. Glad that my man just bathes well (~bubblebaths are such fun, anyway~)
My late MIL used perfume instead of bathing, she claimed bathing more than once a week dried out her skin, we finally had to put a stop to her dusing herself before she got in our car, made your eyes water! Jerry thinks he is such a macho dude, when he …actually….gag….erk…excuse me. (where did I hide the emergency stash of BB?)
I can’t abide it when people marinate themselves in perfume or cologne. Recently I had to sit in a doctor’s waiting room near a woman who seemed to have poured a 55 gallon drum of cheap something-or-t’other all over herself, and it did, indeed, make my eyes water. People were getting up and moving away from her, and I sat there hiding behind my crossword puzzle book, choking as quietly as I could. I wanted to turn a fire hose on ’er. The sad thing is she seemed completely oblivious. Feh.
margueritem over 11 years ago
Unless he’s using that cologne to hide the fact that he hasn’t bathed in a while…
mikie2 over 11 years ago
One of Jerry’s favorites is “Eau de Uh-Oh.” As for Dale’s thought, there’s not enough activated charcoal in the world to absorb all of Jerry’s “aromas.” OSHA has a separate section and MSDS just for Jerry.
finale over 11 years ago
Doesn’t Jerry drive a “sporty, foreign” convertible? If he needs an air freshener in a convertible…..WOW!
GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago
Actually I think he’s hiding plenty of other smells.
GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago
Some pretty ripe ones.
jmcx4 over 11 years ago
D O + B O = P U
Jerry has a “Fuzz Buster” on his dash. One of the first police radar detectors. Haven’t seen one of those in 30 years.
imnormal over 11 years ago
Just keep the windows rolled up so the rest of us don’t need to suffer.
vldazzle over 11 years ago
I hate when men wear those “fragrances”. My X dumped so much on himself when we went out for any special occaision that it was a waste for me to bother with my Shalimar. I still have most of those old bottles and vials of mine. Glad that my man just bathes well (~bubblebaths are such fun, anyway~)
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 11 years ago
My late MIL used perfume instead of bathing, she claimed bathing more than once a week dried out her skin, we finally had to put a stop to her dusing herself before she got in our car, made your eyes water! Jerry thinks he is such a macho dude, when he …actually….gag….erk…excuse me. (where did I hide the emergency stash of BB?)
montycantsin2 over 11 years ago
Nothing to hide? Lose the toupee, Jerry.
Laura Gildwarg over 11 years ago
I can’t abide it when people marinate themselves in perfume or cologne. Recently I had to sit in a doctor’s waiting room near a woman who seemed to have poured a 55 gallon drum of cheap something-or-t’other all over herself, and it did, indeed, make my eyes water. People were getting up and moving away from her, and I sat there hiding behind my crossword puzzle book, choking as quietly as I could. I wanted to turn a fire hose on ’er. The sad thing is she seemed completely oblivious. Feh.