Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 16, 2013
Transcript:
B.D.: You off today? Zipper: Yeah... Do you guys need to be alone? B.D.: Why would we need to be alone? Zipper: Because of all the years you've lived together! Pretty emotional moment, no? B.D.: Ha! Do you know how many times Zonker's left to chase after some dopey fantasy? He always comes back-- always! See you in a few days. Zonker: How well he knows me! Zipper: He does? But I dropped out of school!
Peabody-Martini over 11 years ago
Dropped out? Would the University even know he’s gone?
jnik23260 over 11 years ago
How could he drop out when he was never in?No one will even know he’s gone!
pawpawbear over 11 years ago
Two comments so far. We are all saddened by the bombings in Boston. People don’t know what to say. I do. Pull together people. Let us as a nation and people stand in solidarity against terrorism. Let us not be intimidated by these acts of hate. Please let us come together.
Rainfoot over 11 years ago
I heard B.D. statement from my own father about 3-4 times before I finally succeded. I just hope these bombing won’t lead to more “we are going to protect your freedoms by takeing them away type policys”. Sorry a trolls gotta troll.
Q4horse over 11 years ago
This time is the charm. The concept of legal dope is just to good to drop. The plant talk will be just too addictive.
StCleve72 over 11 years ago
I do. It’s a comic strip and the dynamic tension between their different world views creates humor, so it would have been unwise for Trudeau to have had one of them kill the other. I’m sorry Susan, I’m just feeling a little snarky this morning.
katina.cooper over 11 years ago
One knows the other one pretty well. Almost as if they were married.
ossiningaling over 11 years ago
Zonker used to help with the babysitting as I recall.
Newshound41 over 11 years ago
Zonker, even with all his irresponsible zaniness, is a very lovable character. He has served as nanny to both BD’s and Mike’s daughters. Killing him would be like killing a puppy dog.
Linguist over 11 years ago
Odds are,that those two won’t make it out of the State of Confusion.
dook over 11 years ago
Why the reference to 9-11 and not to the Oklahoma City bombing?
kaffekup over 11 years ago
“What, as in first or preemptive strike?”.Why not, it worked so well in Iraq, didn’t it?
Newshound41 over 11 years ago
We could target Saudi Arabia since the guy they are questioning about the Boston bombing is a Saudi national and 15 of 19 9-11 hijackers were Saudis. But we can’t, Saudi Arabia is our ally.-Visiting teams usually get stuck in quagmires and can’t wait to return to home.
kaffekup over 11 years ago
“do you include the Cambridge Police, who acted so “stupidly” four years ago?”.As long as they don’t just arrest the first black guy they see. .In any case, that was one officer, and a poor choice of words. Do you think they won’t help because their feelings were hurt?
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
And so the ‘Zonker’ cycle goes on.
SHIVA over 11 years ago
Zipper lives in an alternate universe so he has a hard time existing in this one hence he’s always clueless!!
dook over 11 years ago
The Boston bombing does not fit the 9-11 bombing pattern either. One could argue that the Boston bombing “fits the pattern” of the January 17, 2011 bombing where a backpack bomb was placed along a Martin Luther King Day parade route in Spokane by a white supremacist who was subsequently convicted and sentenced to 32 years in federal prison.Note that I’m not saying anything about the perpetrator(s) of the Boston bombing; I only question the premature (in my mind) link to 9-11. As far as I am aware, the FBI does not know and, until it does, people should refrain from jumping to conclusions.
kaffekup over 11 years ago
“history snap judgement to promote a partisan agenda and extended analysis to cover administration failure.”.Incredible leap to judgment over one ill-chosen word that only substantiates the hatred you have in your heart for someone you don’t even know. You’ve got the jargon down much better than your more ignorant compatriot above, however.
Newshound41 over 11 years ago
I assume you are referring to the arrest of Harvard Professor Henry Gates. Let’s look at what happened there:1- Henry Gates, suffering from bronchial infection, spends 16 hours on a flight from China to Boston breathing recycled air. He is not in a good mood.2- Upon arriving at his house, he finds that his key doesn’t work. His taxi driver, a man of Mideastern origin, helps Gates force open the door.3- A passerby sees this and calls the police. Sgt. James Crowley responds. Crowley goes to house and asks the Gates for his ID. Gates provides his Harvard ID, and according to Gates also his driver’s license which has the house address on it4- Here the story differentiates. Crowley says that Gates was belligerent and accused the police response of being racially motivated. Gates said he was cooperative but when he asked Crowley for his name and shield number, Crowley asked him to step outside.5- Upon stepping on his own porch, Gates was arrested for disorderly conduct. Mind you, at this time it had been established that Gates was the resident of the house. The Middlesex County District Attorney dismissed the charges 5 days later.6- Few days later President Obama was asked about the incident and said the police acted stupidly. Could Obama have used better language to describe the police handling of the situation? Probably. Could Gates have taken a deep breath and realized Crowley was just doing his job? Certainly. Could Crowley have taken steps to de-escalate the situation? Definitely. You had two men successful men in their professional fields feeling disrespected by each other. When people start thinking with their egos instead of their brains, it never turns out good.7- I will skip the White House beer part. Gates has said that he now has an amicable relationship with Crowley. Crowley gave the handcuffs used in the arrest as a gift to Gates.Gates took a sample of Crowley’s DNA for research for his show “Faces of America.”Turns out Gates and Crowley are distant cousins, they share a common Irish ancestor.
Newshound41 over 11 years ago
I disagree with you. Home grown terrorist would have taken aim at a government facility to show their displeasure, e.g. Oklahoma City. This attack has all the marks of an Islamist terrorist operation, aimed at doing the most human damage possible.
Linguist over 11 years ago
This does fit terrorist patterns from Spain and England as well as 9-11. This was multiple bombs. Oklahoma City was a single bomb.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Better check your facts before inserting your foot in your mouth.McVeigh & Co. used a tried and true terrorist tactic, popular with the IRA, the ETA, and many more including Al Qaeda. The first attempt on the World Trade Center was a truck bomb.Bombers tend to be opportunists who go after the biggest impact – more bang for their buck !Doesn’t matter a damn what nationality. You can’t profile and jump to illogical conclusions without forensic evidence that neither you nor I possess. I would advise you, and everybody else to keep their inflammatory speculations to themselves and let the professionals get on with it ! .
Newshound41 over 11 years ago
The President gave an honest answer. The District Attorney’s office didn’t believe the arrest was justified. It is the job of the police to de-escalate the situation, not to arrest one of the highest regarding academics of the country. Losing your temper is not a crime.
Astolat over 11 years ago
Just to say we’re thinking of you on the other side of the pond too.
Re matching what happened in the UK; the 7/7 attacks were suicide bombers. They were also British, though jihadist rather than protesting about a homegrown issue.
This reminds me more of the IRA attacks on London in the 80s. Which is also a reminder of how times change; I have to say the US condemnation of terrorism was not quite as forthright back then.
loves raising duncan over 11 years ago
Maybe Zonker won’t be coming back this time.
Newshound41 over 11 years ago
The only erroneous conclusion was the arrest of Henry Gates.I wasn’t aware that the Cambridge Police was infallible or above criticism.
jnik23260 over 11 years ago
And when he does, B.D. will take him in because he is a kind, caring person under all that bluster. A truly compassionate conservative.
jnik23260 over 11 years ago
If you ask Sarah Palin, she’d invade South korea!
Newshound41 over 11 years ago
I am only keeping my opinion about Boston to myself.I will be more than happy to counter your opinions for both entertainment and educational purposes. Speaking of which, did you read my replies regarding Jefferson?
DavyG over 11 years ago
You’re about 7 months behind on your report reading.-Is the racist language (kaffir) really necessary?
Linguist over 11 years ago
I, personally, am waiting to see what the experts uncover and not ( like some people we know ) making a rush to judgement.Many times, in instances such as this, there are groups, or individuals rushing to take credit for this type of horrific act. To my knowledge, no group or single person has come forward. Maybe, because it is such a cowardly act, they are ashamed and/or afraid – although I doubt it.My gut instinct tells me that this is a homegrown act of terrorism, rather than the act of a foreign agency – ie. Al Qaeda or North Korea. No matter who the perpetrator or perpetrators, I pray they will be discovered and swiftly captured and punished.Boston is a tough town and it will heal and recover but it, like the rest of us, will never forget !
lindz.coop Premium Member over 11 years ago
I think we need a few “rights” eroded. Like the “right” to post “recipes” for bombs of this nature to be used against innocent people — especially kids. Like the “right” to form hate groups to plot these types of activities against every person living in this country. Catching these lowlifes after the fact is not enough. We need find the guts to stop these events before they happen. When I was growing up you didn’t have to be afraid to go to school because some nut might gun you down, you didn’t have to be afraid to attend an event because you might get blown up, and you didn’t have an anonymous place to get together with other nuts and plot these attacks. We put a stop to some of these human rights violations during the 60s & 70s, it seems like we could have the guts to protect our fellow citizens once again.
kaffekup over 11 years ago
And good for them. As I’ve said since 9/11, if you are terrorized, the terrorists have won. Sadly, we’ve given them too many victories they didn’t deserve.