Frazz by Jef Mallett for May 10, 2013

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    Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago

    The implied comparison is to people, which are mammals (not avian dinosaurs), and omnivores (not obligate carnivore/scavengers).

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    ReneTray  over 11 years ago

    Ty for information.

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    ReneTray  over 11 years ago

    Yes on both issues.

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    Johnnie Polo Premium Member over 11 years ago

    The meat they eat is better than the fast food meat some of us eat.

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    Ned Snipes  over 11 years ago

    Like this http://i.imgur.com/roJd2Pp.jpg

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    nerdhoof  over 11 years ago

    For all we know, maybe their arteries are trashed, and that’s why they’re near extinction. (I know, there are other reasons.)

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    annieb1012  over 11 years ago

    @Ned Snipes “if that was mine, I would sell it on the spot.”

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    To whom?! (LOL) I was thinking that there had better be a good long garden hose in the area somewhere…

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    Dr Lou Premium Member over 11 years ago

    See…not a problem. Teacher starts assigning each questioner their question as a homework/research assignment. OR…they go to the school’s computer lab…if they have one…and do some research there. That is how we learn, after all.

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    H P Hundt Premium Member over 11 years ago

    @olfart:Last week they got me in the car wash driveway; as I was leaving of course.

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    hippogriff  over 11 years ago

    Carrion has a certain amount of pre-digestion (from bacteria) to make it through in that time. Also immunity to some of the bacteria that tear our insides out helps too.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 11 years ago

    “Interesting question, little boy. Write a report about it for extra credit.”

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    Mary McNeil Premium Member over 11 years ago

    In that kind of meat, most of the transfats have leached into the gorund.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 11 years ago

    I bet there are a lot of teachers who would love to have Caulfield in their class!

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    mkeogh36 Premium Member over 11 years ago

    No shit!?

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    childe_of_pan  over 7 years ago

    A lot of teachers on this site have said that, but somehow I think the novelty would pale fairly quickly (although Mr. Burke often seems to best Caulfield at his own game). As a character in a comic, I think he’s the student a lot of us wish could have been.

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