Monty by Jim Meddick for June 16, 2013
June 15, 2013
June 17, 2013
Transcript:
Hold the door... Press mezzanine please. Power outage. Well... No need for concern... The prisoner is under full restraint and... Aahh Hannibal Lector's trying to remove my face and assume identity for his escape!!! Aahhhhh... False alarm... My cheek got caught in my windbreaker zipper when I pulled it over my head...
tattooedcyberidiot over 11 years ago
Monty’s feeling a little sheepish
noktar Premium Member over 11 years ago
zipper face
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Oh, for heaven’s sake, Monty. That murdering cannibal sharing a darkened, failed elevator with you and one nonchalant unarmed guard is completely harmless. See?
_vecihi_ over 11 years ago
Amputate a man’s leg, and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me Monty, where will it tickle you when your soiled underwear is in the wash?
billyruffian over 11 years ago
Talk about awkward moments on an elevator…
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
Han-nibble would never eat that “face”.
fishbulb239 over 11 years ago
Boy, if I could find somebody who wouldn’t mind hanging out in restraints like that, it would sure be fun to wheel a similarly trussed individual around downtown some afternoon. (“Excuse me sir, would you mind holding on to him for a couple of minutes? I have to go to the can…”)
GeorgeJohnson over 11 years ago
You know, this just SCREAMS “practical joke”.
Find an outfit and a mask, a hand truck, a guard….. just take ’em in any building with an elevator. The “better” the building, the better the results.
That would be great! Some times, you could even have the guy “get lose”…..
GeorgeJohnson over 11 years ago
Or ask to borrow pen…..
PettyMower over 11 years ago
Elevator Music……nice touch!