Jane's World by Paige Braddock for May 02, 2013

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    Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Dixie’s idea of total commitment is doing everything that she likes, as a couple.Because, you know, what she likes is what a committed couple should be doing together.And anything less than total commitment from her boy-toy means he knows nothing about relationships with other people. It’s very simple. Capitulate completely, or kick her out NOW.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Heck….she’s making me want to break up with her… and I’m not even gay.

    No, Bruno… I once had a boyfriend who acted like Dixie.

    Not about relationships or commitment…but he could spin every little thing into huge piles of resentment, and if I couldn’t guess why, I must not love him…

    Eventually everything wrong with his life became my fault….the classic victim.

    Toxic.

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    frogsandravens  over 11 years ago

    One of the things I love about my partner is that we both get the other person’s need for quiet time. If I had to share a place – let alone a relationship – with someone like Dixie it would not be pretty.

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    ForeverAllstar  over 11 years ago

    When the person will not tell you what is wrong or try to explain how one feels, ten to one that person knows one is wrong but will not admit it.

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    Not Me  over 11 years ago

    Dixie needs a girlfriend

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    t jacobs  over 11 years ago

    take her britches off, plow her for awhile [in at least two rooms] the’ll be all better.

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    jmcx4  over 11 years ago

    This has all the signs for a short term relationship.

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    RoninBob  over 11 years ago

    Dude you and Jane need to stay single and work out a deal for occasional sex.Way less painful and at least friendly!

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    gocartmozart  over 11 years ago

    Yep, she’s got snakes in her head.

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    jmcx4  over 11 years ago

    NG said about 5 shouts ago:

    The question is it both of their faults or just one? Whom is right, whom is wrong or are they both wrong and right on some things?

    She is still in the ’let’s do an activity’ phase of the relationship. He’s already in the 40 ish ‘I just want to read the sports section and take a nap’ phase.

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    boots21b  over 11 years ago

    Run, doggie, RUN!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Hi Blackwolff!Long time no see!

    In answer…. several since that one…. never the right one… (yet.) I’m old but I ain’t dead yet.(Fine alone though…it even has some advantages.)

    How about you?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    And thank you, Night-Gaunt.

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    FredSchwartz  over 11 years ago

    Get naked and it works itself out!

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    Ambydextrous  over 11 years ago

    Ethan’s problem is that he is young, able-bodied and virile. Give him a few more decades, declining health and vitality, retirement, a changing socio-economic landscape he can’t adapt to,kids at college who don’t bother to phone, no friends and his age-mates dying all around him, that man will beg for someone as attentive as Dixie. It’s easy to take people for granted when they are standing right in front of you. I know an Ethan, he rocked in his youth, didn’t want anyone around bothering ( read caring for) him. Chased away anyone who gave a damn. Today he is pathetic!Dixie might be clingy, but she’s pleasant and she’s there! PASOP.

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