Monty by Jim Meddick for May 21, 2013
May 20, 2013
May 22, 2013
Transcript:
Apparently every apparatus in this playground is defective! Just look, Jarvis! Fear not, sir! Prepare to slide... I shall visit a nearby bodega to remedy matters. Whenever you're ready, sir. Next round Jarvis: Evian not Perrier... The bubbles don't agree with my hindquarters.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
No doubt the Rec Room at home is equipped with temperature-controlled, adjustable flow-rate water slides. After all, this is just a public park slide. Ugh.
smoore47 over 11 years ago
“The bubbles don’t agree with my hindquarters.”
Nor will my hand.
coz69 over 11 years ago
The waxed paper inside of cereal boxes still works great.
Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago
I think the slide has already been wet, when the little kids went “Weee!”
ramonesfan over 11 years ago
I think this kid must be related to Nancy Reagan somehow. I imagine her to be his great grandmother.
AlexPK85 over 11 years ago
Does the Perrier now become derriere water?
lookwhatbobfound over 11 years ago
crisco works fine also
demorodney over 11 years ago
Cherry, or grape?
mike scott over 11 years ago
I’m so old I remember when porn cost money and water was free.
water_moon over 11 years ago
The local tap water is so high in Chloine byprocts (which are carcinogenic, but the risk of waterborne disease is higer than the incressed cancer risk as per the EPA and CDC) that my son gets liquid BMs if he drinks a full glass of it. As such we’ve taken to carrying cups of filtered water with us everywhere, but when his gets empty I will gladly pay $2 to not harm my child and deal with poop explosions for the next week.