Monty by Jim Meddick for May 21, 2013
May 20, 2013
May 22, 2013
Transcript:
Apparently every apparatus in this playground is defective! Just look, Jarvis! Fear not, sir! Prepare to slide... I shall visit a nearby bodega to remedy matters. Whenever you're ready, sir. Next round Jarvis: Evian not Perrier... The bubbles don't agree with my hindquarters.
The local tap water is so high in Chloine byprocts (which are carcinogenic, but the risk of waterborne disease is higer than the incressed cancer risk as per the EPA and CDC) that my son gets liquid BMs if he drinks a full glass of it. As such we’ve taken to carrying cups of filtered water with us everywhere, but when his gets empty I will gladly pay $2 to not harm my child and deal with poop explosions for the next week.