A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the still shaking driver said, “Are you OK? I’m so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.”
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn’t realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle the driver so badly.
The driver replied, “No, no, I’m the one who is sorry, it’s entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I’ve been driving a hearse for the past 25 years.”
REALITY CHECK ROZ!!! THAT MOTTO HAS NEVER WORKED IN THE REAL WORLD!!! IF THE CUSTOMER SAYS THAT THEY ARE THE NEW OWNERS OF THE STORE AND YOU QUOTE THAT IS IT CORRECT!?!? IF A CUSTOMER MISTREATS YOU< OR COMMITS A CRIME AGAINST YOU?!?!? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO DRAW THE LINE FOR BELIGERENT #@%&$ ASSHOLES THAT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WELCOME CUSTOMER SERVICE AND SUCKING UP!!!
edclectic over 11 years ago
I’d certainly rather be right than dead.
oldpine52 over 11 years ago
Roz should demand a commission.
pawpawbear over 11 years ago
People are just dying to get to his place. Snerk,snerk,snerk. I always wanted to say that.
King_Shark over 11 years ago
He could just eat his customers – seeing he’s a vulture.
GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago
Dead men have no complaints.
alan.gurka over 11 years ago
Yes, but they’re right about it. They’re also silly for coming back for more.
danlarios over 11 years ago
does the I r s know about it?
planostanton over 11 years ago
Problem is they both have dead end jobs.
ColonelClaus over 11 years ago
The only time I wanna be wrong is when I say i’m dead.
guy42 over 11 years ago
At least Roz has the potential for repeat business, Mort, not so much.
dennis17 over 11 years ago
I believe Roz is preaching what she doesn’t practice.
Jobecur over 11 years ago
I’m reminded of a great visual joke:
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the still shaking driver said, “Are you OK? I’m so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.”
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn’t realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle the driver so badly.
The driver replied, “No, no, I’m the one who is sorry, it’s entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I’ve been driving a hearse for the past 25 years.”
terek over 11 years ago
REALITY CHECK ROZ!!! THAT MOTTO HAS NEVER WORKED IN THE REAL WORLD!!! IF THE CUSTOMER SAYS THAT THEY ARE THE NEW OWNERS OF THE STORE AND YOU QUOTE THAT IS IT CORRECT!?!? IF A CUSTOMER MISTREATS YOU< OR COMMITS A CRIME AGAINST YOU?!?!? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO DRAW THE LINE FOR BELIGERENT #@%&$ ASSHOLES THAT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WELCOME CUSTOMER SERVICE AND SUCKING UP!!!