Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 03, 2013

Go with glee, Bob!

Ever play that game with lemmings? The game where you had to stop the lemmings from dying?

Is it just me, or are the lemmings in this running gag come in fours? Why are they keep reproducing if they’re trying to kill themselves?!

“Did have” being the operative words.

How is this Bob different from all other PBS Bobs? —Either he is terribly stupid and doesn’t realize what he’s doing despite the squad-leader’s speech, or he is terribly brave and going with gusto as an example to all other lemmings! Brave Bob bombs to base of butte!

Bob will try anything once…

Bob’s last name could be Foreman.

@lemming in the last panelBob must have been a Christian.

Bob’s a skydiver. When he exits the strip, he’ll pull his parachute cord, float to the water below and bob merrily down the stream.

“Do not jump gentle into that good night; rage, rage against the rapidly approaching earth.”

Bob saw to it that there’s a huge airbag waiting for him!

bob’s your uncle

Hey, another Bob!

If he hits the water, Bob can’t swim . . . but he can bob . . . ☻

“Okay, now… Bob, you go next…”

Does anyone see a pattern here?:-)

Speaking of games, I play “Strike A Match” once every night. Some of you guys (and gals) would be good at it. Go to Boxerjam.com If you play more than once you can’t get on the top 100 list.

Lemmings jumping off cliffs is an urban legend. The following is from Wikipedia. Misconceptions

Misconceptions about lemmings go back many centuries. In the 1530s, the geographer Zeigler of Strasbourg proposed the theory that the creatures fell out of the sky during stormy weather (also featured in the folklore of the Inupiat/Yupik at Norton Sound), and then died suddenly when the grass grew in spring.6 This description was contradicted by the natural historian Ole Worm, who accepted that lemmings could fall out of the sky, but claimed they had been brought over by the wind rather than created by spontaneous generation. Worm first published dissections of a lemming, which showed they are anatomically similar to most other rodents, and the work of Carl Linnaeus proved they had a natural origin.78

When large numbers of lemmings migrate, some of them will inevitably drown while crossing rivers and lakes, like this one in Norway. Lemmings became the subject of a popular misconception that they commit mass suicide when they migrate. It is not a mass suicide, but the result of their migratory behavior. Driven by strong biological urges, some species of lemmings may migrate in large groups when population density becomes too great. Lemmings can swim and may choose to cross a body of water in search of a new habitat. In such cases, many may drown if the body of water is so wide as to stretch their physical capability to the limit. This fact, combined with the unexplained fluctuations in the population of Norwegian lemmings, gave rise to the misconception.9

The misconception of lemming “mass suicide” is long-standing and has been popularized by a number of factors. It was well enough known to be mentioned in The Marching Morons, a 1951 short story by Cyril M. Kornbluth. In 1955, Disney Studio illustrator Carl Barks drew an Uncle Scrooge adventure comic with the title “The Lemming with the Locket”. This comic, which was inspired by a 1953 American Mercury article, showed massive numbers of lemmings jumping over Norwegian cliffs.1011 Even more influential was the 1958 Disney film White Wilderness, which won an Academy Award for Documentary Feature, in which staged footage was shown with lemmings jumping into certain death after faked scenes of mass migration.12 A Canadian Broadcasting Corporation documentary, Cruel Camera, found the lemmings used for White Wilderness were flown from Hudson Bay to Calgary, Alberta, Canada, where they did not jump off the cliff, but were in fact launched off the cliff using a turntable.13

This same act was also used in the Apple Computer 1985 Super Bowl commercial “Lemmings” and the popular 1991 video game Lemmings, in which the player must stop the lemmings from mindlessly marching over cliffs or into traps. In a 2010 board game by GMT games, “Leaping Lemmings”, players must maneuver lemmings across a board while avoiding hazards, and successfully launch them off a cliff.

Because of their association with this odd behavior, lemming “suicide” is a frequently used metaphor in reference to people who go along unquestioningly with popular opinion, with potentially dangerous or fatal consequences. This metaphor is seen many times in popular culture, such as in the video game Lemmings, and in episodes of Red Dwarf and Adult Swim’s show Robot Chicken. In the 8th episode of season 1 of Showtime’s The Borgias, the Pope’s second son Juan refers to the college of cardinals as lemmings when they flee the Vatican in anticipation of an impending French invasion. The Blink 182 song “Lemmings” also uses this metaphor, as does the unrelated song of the same name by English progressive rock band Van der Graaf Generator (from their 1971 album Pawn Hearts), and the 1973 stage show National Lampoon’s Lemmings starring John Belushi and mocking post-Woodstock groupthink.14

that is like those apple fanboys every year in line to buy the new version of the iphone, ipad, ipod, etc…

Bob has guts!

LOL xxx

Didn’t we see this already?

If I were Bob, I would volunteer to go last.

Whenever I see a ‘lemming’ strip, I wonder why this myth still persists, even though it’s been disproven several times. http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2004/04/27/1081903.htm#.Ua0eb0Ckr4A

I know this is just a comic strip so, don’t get bent out of shape. Why are the lemmings always standing on each others shoulders? Is that usual lemming behavior?

The Russian judge gave him an 8.0

wonder why they’re commiting suicide….?

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I wonder if the Disney film crew who goaded those lemming ins into jumping off that cliff into a river ever thought they had created an urban legend that would persist as long as this one has?