The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 17, 2013

Gonna kill ’em all, Tony?

He plugged him, now who’s gonna plant him?

Another mob related herbicide.

Gotta go with the flow(ers) , keep your nodes clean, and soft-petal your opinions or you’ll leaf this life before you get the chance to branch out, Remember your roots.

We need to limit them to 10’ of string.

He’s pushin’ up daisies, now!

The Boss never soils his hands.

So he was told to ‘Plant ’em’?

Tony Monsanto.

failed plant parenthood

@J. Short – that would be hysterical if it weren’t so terrifying!!

He loves you not.

Now all they have to worry about is a mole.

Poor sap never had a chance to go for his pistil.

He’ll never cross pollinate again!

Look closely he was wearing a “wire”.

she luvs me she luvs me not

and thus began what was known in later days as the ’Tulip Street Massacre"

He loves me not.