Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 21, 2013

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 11 years ago

    Speak for yourself, Andy. Flo could you have arrested for loitering 24/7/365.

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    edclectic  over 11 years ago

    Slow and steady wins the race…

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    Chalkeye  over 11 years ago

    Loiterer?Looks more like a Five-Finger discount Guy to-mi.“Smythe Wouldn’t Do That”

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    Chalkeye  over 11 years ago

    “Smythe Would Do This:”

    Reg actually does a [literal] Cut n Paste here, but He used a Master’s work doing It. The humour is possibly less-tasteless [a bonus], and defiantly and definitively in the true Andy ‘wise one’ spirit.

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    Simon_Jester  over 11 years ago

    We could say the same thing about the last horse you bet on, mate.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 11 years ago

    ‘Moon River’

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    terek  over 11 years ago

    He won’t need to eat again for at least 4 months!!!!

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    Chalkeye  over 11 years ago

    Andy’s not being critical of the Rugby Forward; . . . He appreciates a “full-figure”.

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    Linda Solomon  over 11 years ago

    Mr. Murray is in da house wit dis…

    Some Capp stuff…Done Tues. morning:

    That guy on the field was the fat kid in school who was always the last pick for a team, kinda like me. I was chunkier then.

    One time Irwin passed captainship of the softball team to me if I would make him first base. I did. Talk about the politics of one hand washing the other… . Chalkie j said, about 7 upchucks ago

    @afficionado

    I’m not Ling, Bev or Three.Maybe Gillian McKeith can ‘read’ Cat Barf, as-well.

    Will Gillian get on Lorraine Kelly for this ?.Stagger Lee said, 17 Morrison Hotels ago

    @Chalkie j

    Another Door closes.

    Well, there goes any chance for a three man plus one reunion. .Number Six said, about 9 doggy dumps ago

    The Bloodhounds #7 …..

    I wonder if she ground it up into shavings or perhaps sat on it while applying an actual soil amendment.I Like the drawings for Bloodhounds and Monkey Nuts. There is a certain economy and yet sufficient detail that makes it a joy to look at. Back in the (gay?) nineties there was a lady who did a comic strip in the Colorado Daily, [free paper] before it changed ownership and format, who was a master of the “crosshatch”. The comic was fun too ! .Has anyone else noticed that the double posts have stopped !?
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    Linda Solomon  over 11 years ago

    Twiddely Dee Tuesday Hugs ((((((( CAPPERS ! )))))))Great Number 7! Number 6Thanks for the classics Chalkie!R.I.P. Ray…now you and Jim can play together again…your music was the soundtrack of my best years…God Bless the people in Moore Oklahoma…the Red Cross could use any help you can give them folks…

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    Number Three  over 11 years ago

    Look who’s talking!

    LOL xxx

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    TheBluckwells  over 11 years ago

    what a team what a team lol

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    Chalkeye  over 11 years ago

    @Qwee-dough “Mater Dude” MurrayGillian, AKA “Doctor Brawny” would rather appear on Oprah. Would prefer the the Creme Show; da Tickets sellery. Is Oprah retired? that would pain Us a dimension. . . .She teaches whatever They ate inches thru the Body. . . more or less.Stay Commando,eldo and slo

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    Chalkeye  over 11 years ago

    Back to double Posts; check yer Home Page to see if that’s unintentional. . . .some “Moon Mode” [triplets] earlier.

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    Linda Solomon  over 11 years ago

    Our guy outside Denver cant see the earlier post, so I am doing this again…sorry to be redundant, but if you werent visible, you would still want your own words heard wouldnt you?…;-)

    Done Tues. morning:

    That guy on the field was the fat kid in school who was always the last pick for a team, kinda like me. I was chunkier then.

    One time Irwin passed captainship of the softball team to me if I would make him first base. I did. Talk about the politics of one hand washing the other… . Chalkie j said, about 7 upchucks ago

    @afficionado

    I’m not Ling, Bev or Three.Maybe Gillian McKeith can ‘read’ Cat Barf, as-well.

    Will Gillian get on Lorraine Kelly for this ?.Stagger Lee said, 17 Morrison Hotels ago

    @Chalkie j

    Another Door closes.

    Well, there goes any chance for a three man plus one reunion. .Number Six said, about 9 doggy dumps ago

    The Bloodhounds #7 …..

    I wonder if she ground it up into shavings or perhaps sat on it while applying an actual soil amendment.I Like the drawings for Bloodhounds and Monkey Nuts. There is a certain economy and yet sufficient detail that makes it a joy to look at. Back in the (gay?) nineties there was a lady who did a comic strip in the Colorado Daily, [free paper] before it changed ownership and format, who was a master of the “crosshatch”. The comic was fun too ! .Has anyone else noticed that the double posts have stopped !?
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    Linda Solomon  over 11 years ago

    I ladored the shows that Redd Foxx and Moms Mabley did together….I loved that old lady!

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    Linda Solomon  over 11 years ago

    Gweedo says:

    From the Tuesday afternoon desk:

    Number Three said, 1 yesterday ago

    I answered this or at least started out to. They hardly did anything with Phillip’s roof Monday but were going pretty good on it today.Reunited in the sense that I can handle her without fence metal between us. She leaned against my legs with her trademark tennis ball in her maw, which she left over by the well shed. On and off rainy and cloudy and coolish yesterday. Better today. I suppose you might like Still Game better if you were a mon. There are girl characters, as you know if you saw enough of clips.

    This is Redd Foxx, king of raunchy comedy when Richard Pryor was steel cuttin’ his funny bones !

    Redd Foxx live in Las Vegas.Triple XXX rated !Goatkomix would peg him as racist. 35:25 minutes. He tells little stories mixed in with the laughs. Despite his use of “language”, he strikes me as charismatic and presents himself well.

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    pawpawbear  over 11 years ago

    I was that player through most of school. When my last growth, from 5’09" to 6’04" I slimmed down considerably. However, the family genes(jeans) demanded I fill them. I am on the slimdown. 375 at Christmas, 340 now. Woot, Woot!!!!I love the bloodhounds and such, 6. I can only draw on experience, not much more.Hey, everybody. I’ll check in after the changeover. Maybe sooner, feeling capricious tonight.Prayers have been abd will be uttered for Oklahoma. Pray for my wife, as she and her sister are on I40 in western Tennesee going towards Dallas.

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