Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 22, 2013

Preachers everywhere, where there is life there is hope. Even for Andy. Snerk!

That Vicar seems pretty nosy about Andy’s personal life;but what’s new?

It’s no secret what Andy’s going to anyways, Vicar.Boozing, Gambling, and, eventually,Brawling.

It’s one of the reasons why I drink at home.

Double Green Stamp Day Hugs ((((((( CAPPERS ! )))))))and that goes for those too young to remember green stamps and the redemption stores…lol…

Someone old enough to remember green stamps even if his mother kept them all out of his reach in Colorado says:Done Tues. evening:

Chalkie j skid marks said, about 8 long times ago

@Qwee-dough “Mater Dude” MurrayGillian, AKA “Doctor Brawny” would rather appear on Oprah.

Browny in the crack ?  Hmmm.. not bad ! Will “Opal” have her on a stool ???.Bevi, that was a nice dog rescue iffen ah evah saw wun !.Chalkie j sucka said, about 3 junkyards ago

@Linda Dean

Looks like somebody stepped on Her Toe, or summat.

If it was “him”, he’ll be joinin’ Liz’bith ’lot sooner than he thinks !.John Pike said, about 3 twisters ago

Prayers have been abd will be uttered for Oklahoma.

John, as much as those kinds of storms are tragic, what gets my GoatKomix is how they rebuild those “second little piggy” stick frame structures right back like before. Reminds me of bowling pins set for the next strike…. which will surely come.

Left out wenching.

My Neurologist put a computer in the waiting room. I wonder if he checks the history on it in the evenings before he goes home?…heheheee…she will see gocomics then and maybe join us in our sillyness/learning…anyway, I was thinking about what Chalkie said about hippie authors and it put me in mind of my UCLA days when we would sit on the grass (and smoke some too) and everyone would talk about what they were going to do…direct, act on stage, act in movies, sculpt, write, etc…so when I reread a poem of Dorothy Parkers, I had to post it! See my note at the end..lol…BohemiaBy Dorothy Parker

Authors and actors and artists and suchNever know nothing, and never know much.Sculptors and singers and those of their kidneyTell their affairs from Seattle to Sydney.Playwrights and poets and such horses’ necksStart off from anywhere, end up at sex.Diarists, critics, and similar roeNever say nothing, and never say no.People Who Do Things exceed my endurance;God, for a man that solicits insurance! Or is an officer on a submarine stationed in San Diego….

I love the Vicar’s ‘What just happened there?’ look in the final panel.

LOL xxx

@Gweedo Murray

Gweedo Murray said (via Linda Dean), about 19 hours ago

I answered this or at least started out to. They hardly did anything with Phillip’s roof Monday but were going pretty good on it today.Reunited in the sense that I can handle her without fence metal between us. She leaned against my legs with her trademark tennis ball in her maw, which she left over by the well shed. On and off rainy and cloudy and coolish yesterday. Better today. I suppose you might like Still Game better if you were a mon. There are girl characters, as you know if you saw enough of clips.

This is Redd Foxx, king of raunchy comedy when Richard Pryor was steel cuttin’ his funny bones !

Redd Foxx live in Las Vegas.Triple XXX rated !Goatkomix would peg him as racist. 35:25 minutes.

He tells little stories mixed in with the laughs. Despite his use of “language”, he strikes me as charismatic and presents himself well.

It’s a REALLY good thing that I don’t get offended by things which are shown on TV. I enjoyed the video a lot but there were some things that weren’t so funny. Not going to mention what they are.

But the rest, I got a great laugh so thank you loads for sending that to me.

And I don’t mind masculine sitcoms… After all, I have Blackadder Goes Forth on DVD and as far as I know… That’s VERY masculine with no more than two female characters.

I hope your day went well.

@Number SixIt’s easy to see why that one was one of your favorites! I busted out laughing HARD.

@beviekI hadn’t heard that song in years and years. Thanks for posting it. My current personal ear worm is “Where in the World is Carmen San Diego.” I was bored last night, was wandering around the internet, somehow blundered across that. (I used to watch the show, years ago. Don’t ask me why!) Now I can’t get that stupid song out of my stupid head!

He said One more and i take that shoelessly.

The Red Rocks State (did you ever hear the Moody Blues at Redrocks?) Star Reporter at GoatKomix says:Made Wed. afternoon:

Number Three said, about 2 tough comedies ago

@Gweedo Murray

It’s a REALLY good thing that I don’t get offended by things which are shown on TV. I enjoyed the video a lot but there were some things that weren’t so funny. Not going to mention what they are.

But the rest, I got a great laugh so thank you loads for sending that to me.

And I don’t mind masculine sitcoms… After all, I have Blackadder Goes Forth on DVD and as far as I know… That’s VERY masculine with no more than two female characters.

I hope your day went well.

Thank you. It went okay.To start with: That link wasn’t directed to you in particular. Under normal circumstances it would likely be a stand alone post, but as I am going the long way round I tend to gang stuff together. There is extra labor involved this way not to mention the time from me writing to when it finally shows up. I can recall that some kinds of things would make me cringe as a younger person, that I now more or less, take as a matter of course. I love the Blackadder !  It takes quite a facility to remember all those lines.

I put in some annuals along the west side of the house yesterday evening and was out about 6:30 – 7 o’clock this morning working on the plumbing. I seem to be winning the war on leaks and have yet to replace a sorry couple of more lines with the better stuff I found lately. I hope to get veggie seeds in the ground tomorrow. Happy Thursday to you !

I will see if I can find some “Mama’s Family” links. You will have no uncomfort with the humor. Vicky Lawrence stars as the widowed matriarch of a dysfunctional family.

On Wed, 5/22/13, Linda Solomon <lindalaughs@hotmail.com> wrote:

From: Linda Solomon <lindalaughs@hotmail.com>Subject: RE: Good Tuesday morningTo: “gordon gweedo heavern” <gheavern@yahoo.com>Date: Wednesday, May 22, 2013, 6:12 AM

lol…couldnt help it…I was watching a bit of Ellen yesterday afternoon waiting to hear the news and to see what is going on in Oklahoma….anyway they were doing Country Song vs Country wrong and her guest from the show Nashville (dont ask me who it was, I dont watch it)there was the one I sent you…then Kinky Friedmans, Get your Biscuits in the oven and your Buns in Bed…but my fave was…I took my 4th wife back for the 3rd time to give her a second chance to make a first class fool out of me…and they both said this was NOT a song…Toby Keiths, You aint much fun since I quit drinking…makes me want to watch Ellen more…lol…

Hope you have a great day and thats is as productive as you want it to be. I have to go to the edge of Minneapolis today to a neurologist who basically oversee’s my M.S. treatment along with other neurological issues. I do have an M.S. specialist, but my reg. neuro can handle what I need to be seen for today. I either need better muscle relaxers or a massuese (sp?) on duty during the night cause thats when my legs and feet seems to attact the worse cramping ever. Course that could seem that way just because the body is relaxed and the mind doesnt expect the cramps during its rest time. So you just get up and walk around until a flexeril takes effect or the walking it out works, and if that doesnt do it, a hot shower, and if that doesnt do it, you cry and fuss and kick the ottoman with your good leg and fall down and hit your elbow on the edge of the coffee table and just sit there and feel sorry for yourself until two littl warm piles of love come up and snuggle their heads into your lap and look at you with big loving worried looks and you just have to love on them and feel better in spite of it all. Then because you are up they expect food or treats, so it up and into the kitchen to get the beggin strips and you realize your leg is better! By now its 530 so you may as well just stay up so you make coffee and get on with your day.Wow, sorry for running on that way. I better go get ready for the drive to the city. I hate driving in Minneapolis! Any part of it!! Ah well, such is life.

Take care and have a fantastic day Oh Great Gordini!!Linda

so many books, so little time

Oh my, I need to learn to cut and paste better….

I am not deleting what was a private email just because you all might as well know also… the MS is advancing and I have other issues and it all pretty much sux…but I have hope and the ability to pray, and also the ability to Believe! I am a lucky lady indeed!

such poor grammer/typing for a former english teacher…heavy sigh…

Back in my college days I worked as a night auditor in a low rent motel, kind of no-tell motel. One morning a guest left as business card that readin part: Presenting- Peter T. Fudpucker of the Fudpucker Hockey Puck Company. Well, oppurtunity only knocks once. My day clerk and I quickly hatched a scheme. The waitress at the restaurant on property was always answering the phone but there was no gear engagement in the brain. We gave her the man’s name(wink,wink) and had her write it down so she wouldn’t forget it. We alsotold her he had left his briefcase and since he was a regular we knew he really needed it that day. So, Honey, please page him. She did, and totally blew the pronunciation in front of a large breakfast crowd. We caught a little hell but it was so funny the ones giving us hell couldn’t keep a straight face. Good times.

Wednesday night groove

The Dude wit da most in the state of the Rockies says:Half baked Tuesday night:

John Pike said, 28 doomed worlds ago

Gweedo, I hate to get political here. Go to my post on Doonesbury and see how I feel about the “complex” that controls our lives.

That’s as political as I will get on Clubb Capp. I promise.

I bet if they read my stuff I would get less censure than from GoatKomix. If you live in the ghetto it does not behoove you to have children when you’re barely getting by yourself. I get and sign those petitions against that business of silencing whistleblowers. Off the soap box now.New houses built in tornado zones must be twister proof and if you are having it built yourself, not some developer company product, then do it right. Legislated regulation can make them do it right too !.Back to the ’toon I didn’t have anything especially worth saying about today’s Capp other than it is par for Andy’s course. The Vicar must enjoy head banging.

Good Pucky story. Not sure I could say “puck you” out loud without screwing it up.

Breaking another Dawn w/ Qwee-dough “Man Fleed” MurrayI’ll agree GoatKomix© looks better i You agree i invented it. I need those Royaltie Cheques, Dalek.

GoatKomix© Motto: “We’re trying to be fêted”.