Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for May 17, 2013

Well it is hard to top that.

Jimi Hendrix, please.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you shouldn’t pick your friend’s nose.

Wait a minute here. What is millie’s mom’s report card doing in Ozy’s attic?

Llewellyn Defeats Truman headlines… Was Llewellyn also Smaug of Hobbit fame? Perhaps the envelope holds another lost Will that Llewellyn is an heir of the Howard Hughes estate

I suppose this should be a surprise to no one.

Smaug’s OTHER son. Kind of different. Not all into pillaging and burning. More Oxford college type.His father, Smaug’ was never happy about it but accepted it. Llewellen was giving part of the Dwarf’s booty to him as part of the settlement for wrongful eviction. Llewellen also spent some time as a roadie for Jimi back in the day.Llewellen was also into GLAM with Bowie after the Experience kind of ran itself out.

But your mothers report card from anytime trumps this stuff. Nothing like have (what you think) is dirty laundry on your mother.Her high school pictures. Big hair. Parachute pants. Heavy makeup.Wait???? Millie’s mom or Llewellen?

We can only hope that Dweezil Zappa never finds out Llewellyn has the REAL one.

( Google ‘Hendrix’ ‘Zappa’ ‘Guitar’ and ‘Monterey.’ )

is jimmy hoffa in there?

Not a bad first thought, but: a) Jim Morrison wasn’t a guitarist, except for the occasional acoustic bit (certainly never a Stratocaster), and b) he didn’t spell his name ‘Jimi’.

Nah, I think finding Jimi Hendrix’s guitar is way better!