Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 14, 2013

Speeches come with the standard “ice breaker”….-—Of course, this is more “situational irony”…..or is it more “comedic coincidence”?

Does this mean Horace is a stalking horse?

A thanks to whoever wrote on my windshield in lipstick, “I LOVE YOU.”

His speech ends with the ever encouraging maxim: “Every breath you take… every move you make… every bond you’ll break… every step you take…. I’ll be watching you”….

Yes, I hear heavy breathing… and I swear I just heard a couple camera shutters go off.

Horace forgot his sunglasses……! ! !

There should be a couple of people in the audience, people who put groceries on the shelves. Then they say, “Oh, we’re at the wrong convention!”

He may be paranoid, but I’ll bet they are following him.

Here’s an opening joke for you, Horace:“A guy walks into a bar, but nobody knows he’s there until it’s too late.”

Last Christmas my stalking was filled with coal.