Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 15, 2013
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August 19, 2013
Transcript:
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! most disappointing ride big let enter 1. the big letdown, montgomery county. 2. the tiltalounger, arlington county. 3. the sop-o-rific, howard county. best unnecessary produce 1. man-eating gourd, frederick. 2. even-slightly-less-tasty soybean, charles. 3. spontaneous-combusto hot pepper, loudoun. biggest wheel of cheese 1. world's largest cheese, prince george's. 2. largest cheese ever, mongomery. 3. big wheel of cheese, prince william. fratricidal order of misanthropes go away we'll be back at never clean most unfrequented booth (non-commercial) 1. fratricidal order of misanthropes, arlington. 2. ranting pamphleteers of america, loudoun. 3. (tie) reform party, montgomery. no, we're the reform party, montgomery. best new home arts 1. crocheted computer cozy, prince george's 2. refrigerator magnet arranging, frederick. 3. pickled botulism, montgomery. cow: mhu most unusual genetic engineering 1. self-tipping cow, frederick. 2. "the marathoner" racing pig, st. mary's 3. carny running the big letdown, montgomery.
Ida No over 11 years ago
Hey, these are all good! Can’t pick just one.(Well, ok, the self-tipping cow eating the spontaneous combusto-pepper while sitting in the biggest wheel of cheese riding on the Big Letdown is the best.)
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Richard has been to the very best county fairs in the metropolitan D.C. area! Our local fairs seem so dull by comparison!
jack fairbanks over 11 years ago
hilarious!
PoodleGroomer over 11 years ago
Hay is expensive, so they had the tractor pulling the slip covered, used couch ride.
fritzoid Premium Member over 11 years ago
I refused to join the Fratricidal Order of Misanthropes, so they elected me Grand Grumpus (in absentia, of course).
My first order of office was to dissolve the organization forever.
Our motto: For thy part, I do wish thou wert a dog,That I might love thee something.(Timon of Athens, VI:iii)
maybeinthenextworld over 11 years ago
I simply adore Mr. Thompson’s work