Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 18, 2013

Takoda (yes, people, I “missepelled” that), the play is about a lady bug, not a june bug.

Dumbest name ev-er. /hand on hip, nose upturn, hand waggle

Well now I know who LOST the spelling Bee. Dakota spell Phone…F.O.N.E But then I’m one to talk I used to spell Phoebe as Pheebe and Pheobe but hey at least she tries and they are bonding. I still remember Phoebe saying to Max “Spell my name”

‘Feepy and Mayhrighouldgh’

That’s how I thought it was pronounced, back when I was their age.

I see Dakota’s given herself bigger billing. Hmm..

I love Dakota’s hair.

Wow, Dakota’s hair is really taking over! She looks like walking shrubbery!!

I may be about 2½ times their age or so, but the more I look at “Feeby”, the more I’m reminded of the word “feeble” and think of it as a stealth insult.

♬She’s a Pfibonacci Queen♬Gunpowder, gelatine Dynamite with a laserbeam guaranteed to blow your mind♬♬

Your name is stupid Dakota.

My father had a classmate named Psyche. Her family pronounced it “Pish” because they had never heard the correct pronunciation. In high school she learned that the Greek is “Sye-kee” — but she was still “Pish.”

@ Lizard Lass: Rather…um…“Brave” of her to wear it like that…