Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for June 07, 2013

Nothin’ more fun than Baptists at a Bachelor Party

OH there will be strippers alright, and none of the Deacons will acknowledge each other, either inside or outside on the numerous trips with red solo cups to the trunk of the car.

What’s the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? A Methodist will speak to you at the liquor store.

There better not be any sex standing up, either, that can lead to dancing!

sarah, thats a good one!

sarah413 said, about 4 hours ago

What’s the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? A Methodist will speak to you at the liquor store.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sarah, you just gave me the first real guffaw of the day. Thanks !

sarah413 said, about 4 hours ago

What’s the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? A Methodist will speak to you at the liquor store.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sarah, you just gave me the first real guffaw of the day. Thanks !

Baptists are people who don’t drink… in front of each other.-(But sarah’s is better)

What’s the difference between a Northern Baptist and a Southern Baptist?

The Northern Baptist doesn’t bother to close the venitian blinds while he has his afternoon martini.

Jews don’t recognize Christ, Protestants don’t recognize the Pope, and Baptists don’t recognize each other at the liquor store