Monty by Jim Meddick for June 12, 2013
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So, Mr. Dainty-boy here likes his lite beer! Heh heh... Heh. Well, I've been noticing th' ol pants are a bit snug lately, and... Hey! Sal! A large order of nachos, extra cheese! Here, pal help yourself... Oh... Um... Thanks... I don't mind havin' a chipper two... I want you t' eat it all, pal. You heard me. All. Ok, fine. But I'm warning you... I'm loggin' this in my Weight Watchers diary as a eleven points.
Varnes over 11 years ago
I don’t enjoy cheese, so I get to eat real butter and 4% milk….Not a bad trade off…
sceadugenga1 over 11 years ago
Time for that little thug ex-girlfriend he had to turn up and clean house…..
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
OMG Nachos! Heavenly manna! I have a dairy issue that I ignore when Nachos are in the picture.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
That was most kind and generous of the biker brute. Never mind the eleven points, Monty; just relax and enjoy your nachos. (Your life depends on it!)
Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago
“I suppose you exercise too, don’t you?”
“Well…”
“Sal! Bring out a comfy chair!”
“I really didn’t expect this…”
billyruffian over 11 years ago
Extra cheese is fine, but, y’know, a REAL tough guy wouldn’t cheap out on the sour cream and guacamole…
SwimsWithSharks over 11 years ago
Salad Bar Thug actually likes chunky guys.
BurritoBandito over 11 years ago
Best… Bully… Ever!
andrewjb over 11 years ago
Those bullies better beware. Stuffing Monty full of Nachos could result in a violent, volcanic, reaction.
Mister Mean over 11 years ago
Snickers would be better.
tbritt99 over 11 years ago
Hey moron, I don’t like chocolate cake or pizza or fries either!
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
And don’t bring me anything with coconut. Mmm. I mean ick.