Monty by Jim Meddick for June 12, 2013
June 11, 2013
June 13, 2013
Transcript:
So, Mr. Dainty-boy here likes his lite beer! Heh heh... Heh. Well, I've been noticing th' ol pants are a bit snug lately, and... Hey! Sal! A large order of nachos, extra cheese! Here, pal help yourself... Oh... Um... Thanks... I don't mind havin' a chipper two... I want you t' eat it all, pal. You heard me. All. Ok, fine. But I'm warning you... I'm loggin' this in my Weight Watchers diary as a eleven points.
“I suppose you exercise too, don’t you?”
“Well…”
“Sal! Bring out a comfy chair!”
“I really didn’t expect this…”