Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 29, 2013
May 28, 2013
May 30, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: What could I do while I'm unsupervised? Marigold: You could gaze in awe at my perfection! Phoebe: I need more human friends. Marigold: Or we could go on an illicit gourmet sampling tour of the neighborhood lawns!
Pheebs time will run out by the time you choose. Maybe you should ditch the unicorn and go with the spoiled girl who thinks she’s perfect on this one? Maybe you should wish to be a teenager and get in to a PG-13 movie only to find out the plot is ironically about unicorns and you wasted magic and sneaking doing some thing you could have done in real life. I think thats a great idea. plus we get to see the character as a 13 year old. Some thing I hope happens any way in 3 or 4 years worth of strips. There you go I just wrote a great plot and it fits the strip. Phoebe goes out of her way to do some thing and it turns out to be less exciting then she expected.
Phoebe should spend more time with Max, he would know what to do with the time. Marigold can only think about her own gratification, though she should be more careful about what effects all those artificial chemicals applied to lawns will have on her magical metabolism.
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
I agree with Phoebe in the final panel.
kaykeyser over 11 years ago
Pheebs time will run out by the time you choose. Maybe you should ditch the unicorn and go with the spoiled girl who thinks she’s perfect on this one? Maybe you should wish to be a teenager and get in to a PG-13 movie only to find out the plot is ironically about unicorns and you wasted magic and sneaking doing some thing you could have done in real life. I think thats a great idea. plus we get to see the character as a 13 year old. Some thing I hope happens any way in 3 or 4 years worth of strips. There you go I just wrote a great plot and it fits the strip. Phoebe goes out of her way to do some thing and it turns out to be less exciting then she expected.
Q4horse over 11 years ago
Phoebe should spend more time with Max, he would know what to do with the time. Marigold can only think about her own gratification, though she should be more careful about what effects all those artificial chemicals applied to lawns will have on her magical metabolism.
Herb Thiel Premium Member over 11 years ago
Marigold is especially magic since she can stand on both left feet at once, lol.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 11 years ago
Greens are good for you Phoebe.Go with Marigolds suggestion.
Hag5000 over 11 years ago
But Marigold…gazing in awe at you is something people are supposed to do.
luducks over 11 years ago
Illicit gourmet tour of neighborhood lawns, eh? /weedjoke
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
Agreed Phoebe.
bopard over 11 years ago
BE CAREFUL it’s spring weed killing season. Only graze the lawns where there are healthy dandelions growing.
scyphi26 over 11 years ago
Oh Marigold, you party animal.
Neo Stryder over 11 years ago
Marigold: Phoebe, What are we gonna do tonight?
Phoebe: The same thing we do all night… TO TRY TO CONQUER THE WORL!
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 7 months ago
You already have Max… AND Dakota! You’re off to a good start! :D