Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 08, 2013
Transcript:
enjoy this classic tom the dancing bug every thursday panels from the annals of the tom the dancing bug archive check back every friday for a fresh, brand new tom the dancing bug! tom the dancing bug 1991 ruben bolling dist. by quaternary features harvey richards lawyer for children harvey: eeway eakspay igpay atinlay. jurist for juveniles boy: so, paul is this total gunkhead who's trying to get into our club! how can i keep him out?! harvey: perhaps i should be there when the vote is taken, joey. later... oop: i hope no one minds if mr. richards sits in on this club meeting. boy: as you know, paul here has asked to join our club... harvey: ahem... before you vote, perfaps it's in the best interests of the club that i ask him some questions. paul, would you mind looking at your fingernails. paul: sure... harvey: hmm... you fellows don't allow girls in your club, do you? boy 2: no! harvey: then i'd suggest you deny paul's application! he is a girl!! paul: am not! harvey: by the accepted legal definition, he certainly is! girls look at their fingernails that way! boys do this! boy 3: he's right! boy 2: yeah! boy: good job, richards! oop: oo! paul's a girl! i am not! sob harvey: just remember -- i charge double for these tree house meetings!
pam Miner over 11 years ago
Poor Paul. Bullies are the scum of the earth, and that is what this adult is.
jazzmoose over 11 years ago
What are you complaining about? I just found out after 55 years that I’m a girl!
pumaman over 11 years ago
Yep, we made guys take that same test when I was a kid.
edclectic over 11 years ago
Show ’em your middle finger, Paul!
pumpman19 over 11 years ago
That’s nothing … I just found out that I’m a lesbian.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago
A Lesbian trapped in a man’s body?
robinafox over 11 years ago
This is what some lawyers do – find “legal definitions” that trump common sense.
lafayetteann over 11 years ago
As a certified girl-person, I did not know about this crucial test. I shall soon apply it to my husband and son to see if they are — gasp! — in fact, girls.
ehtaniguchi over 11 years ago
All these years, after being married to a man and having three kids—-I find out I’m a boy.
jpozenel over 11 years ago
I have to brush up on my Pig Latin…it took me a while to translate.
tudza2 over 11 years ago
Where’s Encyclopedia Brown when you need him?