Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for October 11, 2000
October 10, 2000
October 12, 2000
Transcript:
"Attention, voters! I have here incriminating photos of my opponent!" "That's right, I took these polaroids of LOUIS NEWTON eating a piece of watermelon and then throwing the RIND on the ground!" "Do we want someone with this kind of environmental record in office? NO, SIR! Vote Gabby MacFarlane at the polls tomorrow!" "Melon rinds are biodegradable!" "Sorry, Newton! Once the media gets ahold of this, you'll be sunk. I can see the headlines now "WATERMELON-GATE!"
