Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for July 11, 2001
Transcript:
"If we ever do find Rudy, I vow to start being nicer to the little guy." "What is your problem with him, anyway?" "It's not that I don't LIKE Rudy, it's just that...well, I've always thought the best dogs are BIG AND MELLOW." "Rudy is too SMALL AND HYPER...and I don't think small and hyper are particulary winning characteristics." "You tell that to MARY LOU RETTON!"