Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for August 16, 2004
August 14, 2004
August 17, 2004
Transcript:
"I'm almost afraid to ask, but what the heck happened to you?" "I thought of this fun, new way of sweeping the kitchen." "...I wrapped myself with two-sided tape, then tried to roll around on the floor to collect dirt. But I got stuck. (Heh, heh!) Help me up, OK? I'm hungry." "I dunno." "What - You're just going to leave me here to starve to death?" "From a Darwinian perspective, it might be better for the gene pool if I do."
