Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for April 18, 2005

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Star Wars." "Remember, a Jedi can feel the force flowing through him." "You mean it controls your actions?" "Partially, but it also obeys your commands." "This story lacks dimension and the dialogue!" "Would an usher kindly escort Pauline Kael from the theater?" "And I thought Ewoks didn't come along until later." "I'm a wookiee, thank you very much."