Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for July 11, 2005
Transcript:
"I know it sounds elitist, but I wish we belonged to a country club or something. I don't like going to the community pool." "I DESPISE the thought of using the same water as the great unwashed." "Oh, quit belly-aching, the community pool is a nice place for a dip." "WOOOHOOOO!" "Emphasis on the 'dip.'"