Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for October 01, 2005

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"What's with the baggy clothes and ballcap?" "It's all in an effort to help my future self..." "If I wear hats and oversized pants from now on, people who know me won't notice if I get bald and fat in my forties." CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP "And you're going to eat onions for the next thirty-five years, too?" "Yeah...so nobody will be shocked by my middle-age halitosis. I thought of everything!"