Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for August 18, 1999

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Whatcha doing? I'm planning my latest money-making venture: the neighborhood freak show! Gabby, you can't organize a neighborhood freak show. Are you kidding?! Sure I can! There's all kinds of mutants around here! There's Kenny Wilson the kid who eats live box, Daryl Brown, the kid who can drink milk from a straw in his nostril, Sheila Philpot, the bearded girl, Bobby no neck Biletto; then there's that troll-man who lives down the street... Let me rephrase that... You won't organize a neighborhood freak show. Oh.