Close to Home by John McPherson for June 20, 2013

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    Kvasir42 Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Your eyelids still move, don’t they? Use them!

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    Eric Klein  over 11 years ago

    I know, the first time is how I got like this.

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    alan.gurka  over 11 years ago

    Yes, how rude!

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    cgale42  over 11 years ago

    Almost a blonde joke.

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    angelfiredragon  over 11 years ago

    You can’t actually hear a word when texting, you see a word.

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    Perkycat  over 11 years ago

    This guy can’t win for losing, losing, losing.

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    jack fairbanks  over 11 years ago

    sorry guy, looks like there’s a chance you might survive

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    cwizard71  over 11 years ago

    I bet he’s flipping her off under those bandages.

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    Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Women like this should be tagged. Guys need to be alerted to females that will fail in relationships.

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    DaveBNM  over 11 years ago

    He needs to use Barney’s, (How I Met Your Mother) Hot/Crazy Scale to see where she registers along the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal.

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    Thriller87  over 11 years ago

    Facepalm, facepalm. Sigh and repeat.

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    Dirty-Charisma  over 11 years ago

    I actually know women like this.

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