Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 18, 2013

Uh———what were we talking about. No, no I don’t have any idea, I’ve slept since we talked last. Oh, that was only three minutes ago. Like I said, I’ve slept since then.

“Those who forget the past are destined to repeat 5th grade.”

Those who remember the future are, um…..wait, this was the future a second ago!

those who remember the past will lie about it anyway

last chance…

But it’s always good reheated.

Those who forget to paste have to control-c all over again.

Best one-word graves stone: “Oops”

Once again, I am in the middle of Greatness: you are ALL so quick-witted this morning!!

Hold my beer and watch this.

I dare you.

Add this… I was, and wasn’t!

Noooooo- do you know anything about parachuuuuuuutes?

It is not that no one cared about finishing the quote, it is more that all were working around it, like a jazz musician playing many permutations of a melody without resolving it.

Here is one I saw in Tombstone, AZ as a kid.Lester MooreShot with a 44No less no more

I want this one on mine“What, me worry?” Always loved A.E. Newman.Others come to mind“I told you this was a bad idea.”“I think it said “Danger Mine Field”.“Was that the red wire or blue wire?”“Are we on Jackass?”“They will so love this on Youtube!”“Slow down I see spots the lines on the road look like dots.”(Hot Rod Lincoln song)“Is that shadow around us getting bigger?”“Is that a helicopter?” (Said by bad guys in Afghanistan and Iraq while on camera.)

The one good thing about getting older is….er…ah.. whatever !

I’m pretty sure that black wire is the ground one. Eh?

Wet floor bare feet so what!

What I want on my tombstone is: “What does a guy have to do to get a cup of coffee around here?”

…who don’t remember either. They are frequently quoted by historians as authorittivesources.

Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday, and Now you know why !

Frankly, I’d rather be in Philadelphia ! W.C. Fields marker !

“at last… a diet that worked.”

This was great fun today. Let’s get together and do it again sometime.

…or have it boil over.

YES!… Amnesia at it’s best!…

I got a good one; Here lies the body of our Anna Done to death by a banana It wasn’t the fruit that laid her low But the skin of the thing that made her go.- from a tombstone in NY circa 1938.

Wiley should put out a book that is a collection of nothing but these cemetery cartoons.

dflak, good one….

watmiwory…..You say that now, bot now isn’t what is used to be either…

dflak, good one!

watmiwory, Oh, sure you say that now, but now isn’t what he used to be either…

“I can do this with one hand tied behind my back!”.“Its all good, dear. Bears love honey. Put more on my hand it will make a great cover photo for our Christmas cards”